Bom Bom Boom T-Shirt (Men)$19.99
Because three words on a t-shirt, all beginning with the same letter, in a minimalist style, is pretty freaking nice... especially when people don't really know what it means
Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
Will not actually go boom (although many have said it is the bomb)
Contains no gluten, corn syrup, preconceived notions of its future owner and does not know the combination to the safe
Elm Treason is not a band with a ton of catchphrases and slogans that are easily slapped on a t-shirt.
Album covers, yes.
Band name, you betcha.
A line drawing featuring two raised fists holding up guitars in a kind of "workers of the world unite" motif, sure.
An infectious saying or trademark, not so much.
But the band does have a tune called "Just Like Rock and Roll." It lives on the "Acoustic Treason" album. Turns out, it's one of the more popular tunes in the band's catalog. It rocks, they say. It's actually a rock and roll song about rock and roll. It contains a delicous little three-syllable catch-chant: "Bom Bom Boom." (Not to be confused with "Boom-Boom-Boom," "Snap-Crackle-Pop" or "Kit-Kat-Bar").
And now you can wear this rhythmic aliterated onomatopoeia (yup, we used a thesaurus) across your chest, along with a couple of drumsticks (the non-edible variety).
If you put your ear right up to your device or monitor, you can hear this T-Shirt sing, "Take me home tonight, you stud, you."