The Voice of Treason Collector's LP (Vinyl)$29.97
You know that sound you hear when groove meets guitar? When a swarm of different vibes deliciously collide? When harmony, melody and rhythm get together?
You do? Then you know "The Voice of Treason."
Does your acoustic rock and roll sit in a glass by the bed? Get some with teeth!
Is your acoustic music like a screwed up fast food order? Well, Order THIS!
Splendid LIMITED EDITION 170g vinyl collector's LP.
10 fully mastered tracks/full color inner sleeve
Comes in a resealable polypropylene protective sleeve
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So, okay....Yeah, we had a whole bunch of semi-funny lines we were thinking of using in this description of our fourth album "The Voice of Treason." - stuff that gets a laugh like a quarter of the time. A few examples:
- Fed up with songs that are as tonal as a belch? Try committing an act of Treason!
- Stop sulking over the loss of your CHIA PET. Go commit an act of Treason!
You get the idea.
We then thought that maybe it'd be best to play it more straight...
Like, for instance, why not talk about the variety of musical styles we tackle on this album? A little hard rock, a little folk, a little pop, a little blues, a lullabye, a little classical even.
Why not go that route?
Why not emphasize the fact that while we approach our rock and roll like most do, we do so using our acoustic guitars as the foundation?
That could work to garner interest, right? Sounds half-way interesting, yes?
Why not highlight the fact that playing the acoustic guitar as if it were an electric guitar, while keeping the rest of the band lineup in tact (bass, drums, keys, etc), has a way of creating a really cool sound and texture?
Or that we use some really interesting instruments on this record? Or that some of our best soloing ever is on this album? On and on...
That's what we were thinking...
But then we decided to return to using really lame, not-really-funny lines. Like:
- Forget the TANG. Take THIS to the moon.
- Choosy mothers choose Jif. Choosy motherf#@$ers choose "The Voice of Treason."
Okay, we'll stop now.
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ELM TREASON - THE VOICE OF TREASON
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